Urgency!

So, is it just me, or does every woman feel at least once a month that everything is monumental? I am talking about every decision, every moment of every day for about 5 days straight? And just before, do you feel like you have to make huge changes? Like move? Get a new job? A new man? A new hair cut? and color?
Wanna yell at the world for being unfair? Yell at yourself for every little stupid error that you have ever made in your life? (down to that boy you kissed in kindergarten...) And then of course sit in front of the freezer and finish off that pint of Ben and Jerry's?
My advise is to drink heavily until all of these urges subside.
And whatever you do, duck tape your mouth shut and give your cell phone to someone responsible.