Things I hear in OTHER people's offices

-A woman talking about grinding her teeth and drooling in her sleep... claimed that she had to change the sheets every few days as she drooled so much! (Her husband says that her teeth grinding reminds him of chalk on a chalkboard!)
-Another woman talking about possible medical procedure where she had to collect her excrement for several days, demanded to know from colleagues.... "could you look at someones shit for a living?"