Joys of being single
1. No one can tell you how to spend your money.
2. You can season your food how YOU like!
3. Mistakes in the kitchen aren't as crucial, you mixed it, you can eat it, or not!
4. My cats can sleep where they want, when they want, and with me!
5. No fighting over the remote! AND I CAN WATCH 3 DIFFERENT SHOWS, AT THE SAME TIME!
6. No calling if you are going to be late!
7. It's ok to not clean up that project yet, if you aren't done yet!
8. TV in bed, as late as you want.
9. Drinking straight out of the carton/container, etc.
10. Your cats could care less if you are in a bad mood!
PS... Most important, I get to travel without a thought!
2. You can season your food how YOU like!
3. Mistakes in the kitchen aren't as crucial, you mixed it, you can eat it, or not!
4. My cats can sleep where they want, when they want, and with me!
5. No fighting over the remote! AND I CAN WATCH 3 DIFFERENT SHOWS, AT THE SAME TIME!
6. No calling if you are going to be late!
7. It's ok to not clean up that project yet, if you aren't done yet!
8. TV in bed, as late as you want.
9. Drinking straight out of the carton/container, etc.
10. Your cats could care less if you are in a bad mood!
PS... Most important, I get to travel without a thought!
posted by nicky at 4/25/2007 08:16:00 PM
6 Comments:
Smells like one big, juicy rationalization to me! Besides, I'm hitched and I can do all of those things... except the cat stuff 'cause I ain't got one.
Just tryin' to remind myself that my life is good, and better than being with some of the lunatics than I have had the misfortune to date!
I hear you. I'm such a buzz-kill. Relationships are pretty over-rated anyway. If you can find happiness alone, then why mess up the equation? When I'm alone, I find happiness with my broadband connection and a couple of old tube socks.
Yo, Hunter... that is like WAY too much information (the tube sock part!)
Right, Hunter, that's why we went to a Thrashers playoff game.
On a positive note, have you been to porncasting.tv yet? It's like Youtube, only better.
At least you got to keep the piece, right?
The Thrashers made the playoffs?
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